Testing The 650 HP LE Mans Viper GTS-R - Motorsport Feature

The lone windshield wiper vainly slapped at the rain being flung horizontally by a howling, 150-mph, man-made hurricane; a staggering 650 full-throttle horsepower used up every ounce of grip offered by the foot-wide Michelin racing rain tires. A 100-foot-tall rooster tail of spray filled the mirrors and obliterated rear visibility. Looming ahead at the end of the straight was the first braking marker for a superfast right-hander; last time around, the car slid wide after splashing through the puddle at its apex. This time the upshift alarm, set for 6000 rpm, glowed yellow. There was only one thing to do: Slap the shift lever into sixth and go back to wide-open throttle. Forward vision wasn't any worse than it was a half-dozen mph slower-nor was the tires' grip, in sixth at 157 mph (the terminal velocity reached before I wimped out and hit the binders). If things went wrong, the difference of a handful of mph wouldn't usefully reduce the damage the concrete walls would inflict on the quarter-million-dollar Viper GTS-R.
The full-race Viper was unfamiliar to me and, after no more than 15 laps, would largely stay that way. The track was foreign (literally): I wasn't sure which way all the turns went, and severe jet-lag wasn't helping my dexterity. The weather was what pilots call IFR (instrument flight rules): Water was running down the inside of the windshield, the defogger wasn't defogging, and the single wiper didn't cover much of the windshield-all of which made blind the turn-in point for left-handers. My drenched driving boots were slipping on the pedals, and the seat of my overalls was soaked through to my fire-resistant long johns. Add in neon signs and jukeboxes, make it rhyme, and we'd have the lyrics for a new hit country song.
We were on the French Mediterranean coast at Circuit Paul Ricard, once the home of the French Grand Prix. After an overnight flight from Los Angeles, I enjoyed a nearly sleepless stay in an elegant hotel room, which previously served as the stables of a magnificent 16th century royal chateau. (Ever had a hotel room with an open, 20-foot-deep well?) My internal clock, which had roused me at 2 a.m. local time, said it was Sunday night-not Monday morning-and past time for beddy-bye. An aside: My personal average speed for the action-packed three-day round trip was 189.6 mph (that's the speed of plane flight divided by actual hours on the journey), short of my 238.7-mph personal best last year for a really brief European Grand Tour.