Face-Off - 2017 Maserati Levante S vs 2017 Volvo XC90
Maserati and Volvo face off at center ice with two stylish family sportstersIronic, really, the sport sedan's very existence is on figurative thin ice because of SUVs like what you see here; yet these 400hp, 5,000-pound, family-hauling fashion statements are quite literally supported by a mere 11 inches of frozen water. Yes, you read that right; we're taking these two luxury heavyweights worth more than $150,000 combined (without options) for a drive on a frozen lake. Truth be told, when I say this last sentence aloud, I still don't believe we're actually doing this. The idea sounded awesome back at home, but when you actually get on the ice and see the two shiny super-SUVs that may potentially end up with the most embarrassing salvage titles in history, you really start to question your sanity.
On the road, we've discovered both of these SUVs are capable of dynamic feats that would embarrass the best sports sedans from not that long ago. But if all they do is mimic the sports sedan, what is the point? Luckily, those roads lead here, Lake Sniardwy, Poland's largest lake located in the northern part of the country, just an hour's drive away from Russia. We've got professional lifeguards on hand that will help us judge the conditions reliably and pull us out of the frigid drink if necessary. They're here to save our lives, not boost our egos; the husky-Hasselhoffs really enjoy watching me squirm at the prospect of calling Maserati and Volvo to tell them I won't be able to return their cars until spring. After an obligatory round of jokes and more horror stories of where the lake is deepest or how far the currents can move cars underwater, I am advised to play it cool (apologies for the pun) and just keep driving if I see or hear the ice crack or crunch.
As I cover my first frozen meters, it becomes clear they weren't joking about the last one. I gently descend from the concrete ramp designed to launch boats rather than a Maserati (thank goodness for the adaptive Skyhook suspension and its ability to rise a full 1.6 inches in the Off-road mode to authentically off-road-worthy 9.75 inches ground clearance), and I hear some noises that can't mean anything good. My photographer, still heroically standing on the pier, shouts some even less comforting words about huge ice cracks that appear under the wheels, following the car wherever it goes like CGI in a sci-fi movie. I'm coming for you, Bobby Drake! Only then do I visualize 11 inches of ice.Eleven. Inches. I mean, my iPad measures 12 inches and I wouldn't drive on that.



































